// March 2nd, 2007 // No Comments » // Security & Privacy
If you haven’t been following the various terrorism false alarm stories in the last few months, you’ve been missing what has to be both one of the funniest and saddest security stories of the year.
That said, it has given us some quality satire and art to reflect the humor we find in collective paranoia and overreaction.
But sadly, these stories represent more about what we lost after 9/11 than what we gained. Stories of Homeland Security pork begging to be spent are available for almost daily digestion.
Our perceived threat matrix has become far too broad and our methods for dealing with diverse threat vectors too narrow (e.g., “blow it up!”). While blowing things up is unquestionably fun and makes for great TV, it’s not cheap and worse, when not outright embarrassing, does little to quell public fear about the authorities’ ability to prevent whatever real threat there may be.
This even reached me personally last year at our neighborhood elementary school. One of the children had left their backpack outside after school was dismissed for the day. Eventually someone noticed it and (of course) phoned 911. The bomb squad from a neighboring community was called in to show off their toys. The media also came, complete with a helicopter overhead to observe what would inevitably be a dramatic detonation of the suspicious backpack. The police robot gently tugged at the backpack and dragged it away from the building, then, however they do these things, the backpack was blown up on live TV.
Scattered across the schoolyard were the guts of what used to be some poor kids backpack — books, multi-colored folders, etc., and what remained of the backpack. It was all very exciting, and all very ridiculous to most any casual observer….